If You're Not at the Table, You're on the Menu - Sarcastic Statement Tee

Bold minds don't wait for invitations."If You're Not at the Table" tee is for people who know exactly where they stand and refuse to stand quietly. Wear it Loud

Designed under the Sarcastic Department by Secord Street Designs. This shirt blends with unapologetic attitude. It's sharp, confident, and just sarcastic enough to start conversations everywhere you go.

Perfect for Strong personalities, leaders, rebels and rule breakers. Is Anyone tired of being underestimated??

Unisex retail fit, soft breathable cotton blend made from Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton that feels light against the skin and holds its shape through everyday wear. The crew neckline and retail fit create a clean, versatile silhouette that layers easily under jackets or stands on its own. Thoughtful construction—side seams, shoulder tape, ribbed knit collar with a seam, and a tear-away label—keeps the shirt comfortable and durable. Ethically manufactured and REACH certified, this tee is designed for people who value quality, comfort, and responsible production.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²)
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit and shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Printing options: DTF for most providers; DTG available for richer sleeve/label prints
- Ethically produced (Fair Labor Association, Platinum WRAP) and REACH certified

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean